Too many super yachts

Too many billionaires

And smug multi millionaires

Too many vulgar superyachts.

Don’t you wonder how they purloined

And snaffled what they got ?

One’s not enough, some have two or three

Anchored in the bay for all to see 

Superyachts are a stain

Emblems of  wicked times

Tips of the icebergs of legalised crimes

Splashing about, they sail right up your nose

Knowing they're paid for in businesses

Ruthlessly robbed and foreclosed

Too many superyachts reek of reckless plunder 

Of livelihoods destroyed 

And industries forced under 

Let’s take a look at some of the names

On these trophies of crooks, who loot  to gain

”Daylight robbery”,“Chicanery”, “Swindlers list”

“Corruption”,”Deception” and “We took the piss”

“Loaded”,  “Ransacked” and “Oops,Gone under”

“Do it again”, “Brutality” and “Plunder”

 “Ill gotten gains” and “Stashed overseas”

“Thanks for the pensions” and “We do what we please”

 “Scott free”, “Greed” and “Avarice”

 “Thanks taxpayer” and “Nothings amiss” 

Too many superyachts, and they’re growing in size

They’re the pigs in suites trophies, who stole all the pies

Now they’re building them big as tankers

For the loathsome bunch of bandits  and wankers. 

Tie them to the mainmast and fetch the whip

Before they upgrade to a battleship

Grab their loot, confiscate their filthy lucre

Close their shell companies and banks,

Then over shark infested waters

Make them walk the plank

Superyachts are an insult, a spit in the face,

Symbols of our depth of descent and disgrace

Gaudy totems, hideous boasts

Cancerous tumours on a dying host

As welcome as turds in a swimming pool

Floating on the stolen goods

Of we cheated fools.